Rules of the Cinematic Universe Pt. 5

Part five of a continuing series of movie rules, to catch up with parts 1-4 click here.

If you toke, you croak.
Robberies are discussed in diners.
Teapots boiling sound like screams.
Psychiatrists only want to talk about dreams.
No one says goodbye on the phone. Ever.
007 is always down for a tryst.
Black leather looks awesome.
Minions can't shoot worth a damn.
All submarine movies end in disaster.
In every heist there is an insanely unhinged person in the crew.
Half the time, Robert DeNiro is a cop.
Meals are always unfinished.
Mel Gibson hates English people.
Male romantic rivals are assholes.
Bullets don't go through wood.
Keanu Reeves kills himself. A lot.
Unseen persons from behind are friends.
Nothing good happens to beloved Kings and Queens expecting child.
There's always a loudmouth from the Bronx in a WWII film.
People wander into the street without looking get hit by a car.