Rules of the Cinematic Universe, Pt. 3

Part three of a continuing series of movie rules. Catch up with parts one and two.

Yes, Matthew McConaughey is usually shirtless.
If a bad guy is monologuing in a Whedon project, odds are he's going to get beat down
Relationship statuses are decided at airports.
That bush. It has a zombie in it.
No, it's not the red wire.
Villains die once, come back to life suddenly, and stay dead the second time.
John McClane's undershirts are always filthy.
Contacts can always replace glasses.
Gritty cop films must have at least one happy flashback.
James Bond will disarm the bomb within 7 seconds of it exploding
Androids cannot be trusted.
Androids are more attractive depending on the film's age.
There is something hidden in the teachers' lounge.
Latinas are always the bad-asses of military outfits.
If cops can't catch someone, a convict can.
When in doubt use a ... nuke/robot fighting suit.
A group of zombie survivalists must always have a Judas.
Armed forces are always in wait to wipe out hordes of baddies only to convince you to come back to their compound.
Old men are break-out artists in prisons.
Moments of moral conflict occur in front of mirrors.
Secrets result in death.
Rethink sex with that crazy chick.
Being fired by an evil overlord/criminal mastermind means swift, sudden death.