Rules of the Cinematic Universe, Pt. 4

Part four of a continuing series of movie rules. Catch up with parts one, two, and three.

Fantasy stories only involve white, English people.
It was a dream the whole time.
The bad guys keep the good guys alive.
Pretty people stare out of windows.
The dead come back to give advice.
Wet suits have tuxedos underneath them.
Cops can tell the purity of drugs by tasting them.
Cute and cuddly animals turn vicious immediately.
Aliens are either malicious, or friendly, but never indifferent.
The nuclear family for a horror movie is a single father and teenage daughter.
If it's by Kubrick, expect one-point perspectives.
Shocking events are capped by fainting.
The mothership will be destroyed.
Reflections prompt soliloquies/arguments.
When surrounded by people that want to harm you, you spontaneously have the ability to kick-ass.
Musician in a biopic? Addicted to alcohol or drugs.
Heaven is a pure landscape.
Dinners often end abruptly and with the words "check please".
Realizations are had only after a rapid close-up to the character's face.
People that switch bodies stumble into the bathroom, look in the mirror and then scream.
If it's by Tarantino, expect feet.